Imma outta lube d00ds. If you can mail me some of the fancy shit please get in contact with me. Cause I'm a broke ass hoe.

bro vs. slut

Bookcase n I had this whole convo on whether it's better than being a bro or a slut. We came to the conclusion that bros and sluts are pretty much the same thing, but being a bro is way more fun than being a slut. Does this make any sense? I feel more like a bro than a slut, but the outside world would view me as a slut, except for bros, bros view me as a bro. I dunno, doesn't make that much sense I guess. Whatevs.

rhythm nation

last nite i had this sexy dream about janet jackson. janet circa control and rhythm nation not where she's running around with jermaine dupri. it was so hawt. we were rolling around on the beach in black sand. im not sure if we were, in fact, doin' it, but there was lotsa heavy breathing and when we were done janet looked very satisfied.

i tried to consult my dream book, but you'd be surprised how nonspecific it was.


p.s. meyer hawthorne i've got a big hard on for u

check it out

NO MEANS NO.
shouldn't be that hard to understand.

I would just like to clarify...

Bookcase's boobs are not that much bigger than mine, in fact, she left her black bra here and I WORE IT LOT'S OF TIMES BECAUSE I KEPT LOSING MY BLACK BRA. So let us think about this people, if I could fit into her bra then our boobs must be around the same size. I will say that here titties are a bit (ONLY A BIT) larger than mine, but not significantly so. So she can stop hating on me for not wanting to have sex with her since I told her like three months ago that we could have sex now that I know she has itty bitty titties. If she has big boobs then I must have moderately large breasts as well. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

i like white russians

and i dont care what poota says.

maybe ive had two already.

maybe im kinda drunk....

maybe.

i do not want to have sex with poota since she said that she was grossed out cuz my boobs are too big and they make her feel inferior.

whatever. i have big boobs. cant help it.

what else is there to do when NC has declared a state of emergency and there are national guardsmen in the streets WITH GUNS. I tried to HOLLA at one of them, but they were unamused.

So,

I have been masturbating myself to sleep lately, which is more productive than crying myself to sleep, HOLLA. Thing is that I generally can have ATLEAST 3 and upwards to 7 orgasms in TEN MINUTES. That is right folks, 7 orgasms in ten minutes. I don't know if it is normal, it certainly doesn't happen when I have intercourse (not like I remember what that is like anyways), but I do know that it is exhausting and proves to be as effective as nyquil as non-prescription sedative.

Oh and last night when Bookcase texted me and asked me what I was doing I said "falling asleep" which is code word for "masturbating" but she doesn't know that yet. SO HEY BOOKCASE GUESS WHAT?! FALLING ASLEEP IS NOW CODE WORD FOR MASTURBATING. KAY GMILY!

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