shawty fire startin'

BOOKCASE AND I ARE MOVING TO SAVANNAH IN A MONTH. IF YOU KNOW WHERE WE COULD GET JOBS - PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE - LET US KNOW. Also, good areas of town to live, good places to eat, and even better place to get drunk. BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY PLACES THAT WILL EMPLOY US. Any help would be, well, helpful. xoxoxoxox.

omgzzzzzz

dudes. shits been all over the place and I have obvi been slackin on the whole blizzog thang. I've been working and sleeping and stressing and totez lost, but yesterday I got my horny back (no lie, I done lost it fer a lil'bit) and so I got yakked a couple o' times and I feel all is well in the universe again. I am schedule for my advisement at good ole armstrong state, I got my finacial aid package and shit is awesome, Imma taking my st00pid COMPASS math test the 16th of july, and Bookcase and I are taking Savannah by storm in a couple of weeks with our whirlwind apartment/job/cute people to flirt with hunt that will surely be a success. I think the best thing about right now is that this time last year I was falling in some deep puppy love, and instead of reminscing on how great summer crushes are I am remembering how dysfunctional and abusive that puppy love turned out to be, and so I'm like: dude fuck that shit. I'm chill with hanging with me dog and me sister and me Bookcase, and also I got a lot of good non-fiction bookz the other day so me mind is occupied with non-frivolous thoughts and I am almost feeling happy. content - obvi. happy- almost. AND I GOT MY HORNY BACK. skore.

haley joel osment would be proud of me

well. i was supposed to go to new bern NC to see my lil cuz graduate high school yesterday. but alt fuckd me over again and i was stuck in the airport... again. thank gawd for hawt starbucks urban man who gave me a muffin for being fantastic. i sweet talked a delta rep into putting me on a flight back to greenville and now im back in SC laying at the pool wishing poota would call me and stop being near death sick. this nice lady at starbucks yesterday paid for my moms and my green tea cuz she had a death in the family and wanted to do something nice. we were in line at the drive through and when we pulled up the hawt drive thru gurl was like "oooh, she got you." so thank you nice lady. while i was in the airport in atl i paid for a portly gentlemans coffee behind me in appreicate and cuz ive seen pay it forward and hopefully just started a national, no global, movement of peace, kindness, and socially irresponsible starbucks coffee buying. in any case, pass it on.

IM PREGNANT

I think it is really funny how both Bookcase and I eagerly await the arrival of our menstrual cycle, fretting if it's late, rejoicing when it arrives. Why do we do this? We aren't having sex, there are no naked penises near our naked vaginas, there is absolutely NO WAY either one of us could be getting preggers right now. (Except for my whole Tupac making me the chosen one and shit.) Is it so ingrained in our female psyche to actually think that EVERY MONTH THERE IS A POSSIBILITY OF US GETTING PREGNENT? Basically yeah. It is so ridiculous. My period is two days late and I am stealing pregnacy tests from publix, even if I haven't had sex in three months. Obviously, being women that, in the past, have been quite sexually active we have become so socialized to think that a baby could be growing inside of us at any moment. I was this way even when I was a lesbian, I mean I actually did get pregnant while I was a lesbian, but that is a whole other story furreals.

gewd

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the inferno and other fine establishments in greenville

poota and i met and hung out in greenville yesterday and today. here is what we did:

1. tried to go to the only gay club in town butt it was clozed
2. wore outrageous heelz and drank at a fancy schmancy bar
3. hung out with platinum and his momma
4. ran into 2.83... weird
5. got green hair extensions
6. had a very intense conversation about something we both cannot remember
7. went to the pool
8. tried to find any clothing with fringe
9. got molested on the dance floor by a urban man
10. got told i (bookcase) had a badonkadonk... yes. its true.
11. pootalatte got called paris hilton by a lot of urban people
12. finished the night by going to a place called "the inferno"

smooth sailing

so my mom got me and my sister one of those new schick razors that had the creepy commercials, you know the one with the bikini trimmer on the other end. well i decided to get fancy and SHAVE IT ALL OFF. this is the first time i have been pubic hair free since, well puberty. not gonna lie, it's kind of a turn on, like it feels different down there, i dunno, maybe i'm just tard-o. butt like seriously, that shit is much cooler, like my vagina is temperaturely cooler, not as sweaty. not as moist, i mean it's still moist, butt not like cootch sweat moist. whatevs, i think it's kinda neat, i might do it again, i dunno, who knows.