i want to have sex. WITH YOU.

guhross

i have an eye infection that is kickin' my ass. bookcase says that i got my eye infection from gettin poop in my eye. and then she sang "poopie eye poopie eye poopie eye poopie eye" to me. fml.

twin says:

he is also a vagitarian.

also poota and I are speaking again. so thats nice.

lesbo is a twat face cunty butthead and I hate her ginger shaven public region.

so. those are my feelings.

enjoy.

Space Mountain

so poota needs some space. well we havent talked for 2 days cept one ONE text yesterday. i dont know about anyone else but this is now making me depressed, but i'm trrrying to respect the "space" and let her work everything out. this is hard and not the fun kinda hard either. this is sucky in the i-wanna-cry-and-throw-tantrums-cuz-my-best-friend-isnt-talking-to-me-and-its-hurting-my-feelings-but-ill-try-to-understand-so-ill-just-leave-her-alone kind of way.

do i have any other options? no. guess not. i suppose it gives me a new perspective on our relationship tho.

gimme gimme gimme

eye

don't appreciate Bookcase judging me and calling me gross when I say I want to have a threesome with Justin Bieber and Shane from the L-Word. He is 15, people, 15! I think it is a totally valid fantasy.

h@w+

roll tide roll

i really just want BAMA to hurry up and win the national championships so i can masturbate and go to bed. it's really all about dedication with this whole college football thing.

also i think we need someone computer savvy to make this blog look fancy.

roll tide friends and lovers. xoxoxoxo.

is it better to give love than to receive love?