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apparently #982q120329 thought that he could just stop talking to me (because he was sooo offended that i wrote about him on the blog, fuckin puss), only return half of my shit, AND delete me from his friends list and then 3 months later randomly text me all "hey whats up". here is kind of how the convo went:

him: hey whats up?
me: who is this?
him: ha its #2010383 ha
me: oh weird
him: ha yeah the douche himself
:::enter stupid small talk about his dog and school and shit:::
me: so why did you text me?
him: ha well im just bored, lonely and horny and thought i would apologize for being a dick
me: yeah the horny usually brings out the apologies.
him: haha i don't know whats wrong with i have had the biggest hard on for the past three days and you know how i hate jacking off haha
me: so what are you going to do about it?
him: what do you think i should do about it?
me: well i can't do anything about it tonight, i have an 8am french test tomorrow.
him: haha come here, my throbbing cock needs you
me: yeah, i would fix it right up with my superb dick sucking skills and tight pussy.
him: you suck dick like a champ.
:::I SUCK DICK LIKE A CHAMP OMG:::
him: something something something my throbbing dick
me: well don't touch it so it will be nice and hard for me tomorrow
him: something something something my throbbing dick
:::I get bored and decide to re-arrange my apartment END OF CONVO:::

so seriously, DOES HE THINK I AM SOME SORT OF DUMB BIMBO? next day conversation goes like this (and please note how uneducated the child is):

him: i thought u were coming to take care of daddy today
me: wishful thinking #298101
him: why u say that
me: because im not going to fuck you
him: haha alright i didn't nessarcly ask u to i was just saying hi in a #1029201 kinda playing off last night thing
me: right right, hi then.
him: why the all of a sudden hostal change?
me: there is no hostile change.
him: u refrenced ur tight pussy and dick suckin skills and then told me hands off and u got out of class at 4:14 so i dont know any other way someone could have took it though i didnt expect it hence why i didn't really say anything today i figured if u were really serious u would have said something to me today
:::smart cookie:::
me: oh im sorry, i didn't realize i owed you that. did you really think i was going to sleep with you again?
him: alright well i appolgized so i don't know what else to tell yeah.
him: i was making conversation like i always do u broghy up the sex and yes i'm horny and was and would still hook up with you but not as long as u have some grudge over me or something just as friends like we used to do
:::note how he is trying to twist it around like i am just desperately wanting to fuck him and how he would so kindly still have sex with me:::
me: you brought sex into it when you started talking to me in the first place #021922, reality check. and i have no grudge as long as you treat me like a friend and not some booty call whore.
him: so do u want to come over?
:::end of convo:::

OMFG seriously most moronic and self-obsessed person on the planet, can't believe he actually thought i would have anything to do with him. i feel gross because i must have put off some kind of pathetic vibe when we were boinking that gave him the impression i was obsessed with him...it just so infuriates me. but it's okay because i don't fuck dudes anymore at all. even though im just ebbing and flowing with the pussy in savannah, i ain't gonna be on any someones dick like no homo. there is one boy who i would fuck and only Bookcase knows who that is. CAUSE SHE IS MY BESTIE OMGOMGOMG. so BC and i haven't seen eachother in 5 months which is so fucking ree-ree i might puke through my vagina right now. kay bye.