4.22.2009

sippin on coke n rum

last night I was telling Bookcase about how I felt like I couldn't even leave the fucking house cuz I felt lyke I would just start humping the first attractive 8th grader that walked by me. she wuz all lyke "get a hobby bitch" and I wuz all lyke "fuk yew bitch". well not really, but she did mention getting a hobby. I do have hobbiez. lots of 'em. butt they don't help distract from my horniness they just aide in the softening of soft taco.
  • reading - no matter what it is I will most certainly find something about it that turns me on, lyke a question mark or sum shit.
  • crafting - no lie, I am so narcissitic that I get turned on by how hawt the shit I make is.
  • sunbathing - I am laying half-naked in the sun glistening like a bronzed goddess, Imma gettin turned on just thinking about it.
  • watching tv - yes this is a hobby, and duh fukin gossip girl turns me on.
  • riding my bike - something in between my thighs equals horny.
  • daydreaming - usually ends up with moi masturbating in Building C's bathroom. the one with the showers. cuz itz big, and usually empty.
  • listening to musik - r.kelly is hawt.
  • art - reminds me of this one time...
  • sewing - this could be categorized with crafting, but I just thought the interesting thing about sewing that turns me on is the consistent IN and OUT of the needle. IN and OUT.
  • drugs - duh. all I want to do is take a loratab and fuk for hours.
  • drinking - duh again.
I dunno. those are all the hobbies we could think of, which makes me feel kind of boring. which is kind of turning me on.

3 comments:

  1. I think Serena and Blair are hobbies you should stick with.

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  2. try a circus hobby: unicycles, fire spinning, trapeze. pick up an instrument.

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  3. hobbies are one things, but it seems that our fair pootalattes problem is that she cant get sex off the brain. how does one accomplish that? any suggestions?

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