Bookcase and I were talking about fake tittiez the other day and she was all like "yeah dude i would totally get fake boobs" and I was all like "dude really?" and she was like "fuck yuh brah, shit would be awesome" and I was all like "dude, that shits gnar-gnar I dunno if I'm ready for that shit, brah".
This convo was like three or four days ago and it just hit me that if dude does ever get fake titz we would never have a romance. Like EVER. Not cuz I disagree with fake titz, I just can't fuck a girl with way bigger boobies than me. It's an inferiority complex. And now itz hitting me that we would never be able to brawl! Because I saw on Rock of Love with Bret Micheals some bitch was mudwrestling another bitch and her fake boobie popped. I would never wanna pop Bookcases fake boobie. She'z my BFF.
I am fucking homesick for birmingham. My court date is mid-may so maybe I will stay a coupla dayz and see my boiz. Maybe I will even smoke some weed, cuz I know Ree-Ree is hiding some in the fridge. And maybe I will have sex.
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ReplyDeletefirst of all - lets put it this way: fake boobies are never going to happen, but if my boobs magically got a little bigger overnight i wouldnt complain. secondly, since pootalatte and my relationship is based solely on us brawling and potentially dating i feel like me getting fake boobies is a moot point. and thirdly , possibly most importantly, i will be taking off work to personally escort pootalatte to bama so that she doesn't "maybe" have sex.
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