so you meet a guy/gurl, at a bar, at the grocery store, at your local library, where ever, and you get to chatting. as the conversation progresses he starts talking about how he hooked up with this other girl the night before, do you:
a. give him a high five and ask to smell his fingers
b. laugh it off and change the subject
c. give an eye roll and continue on your way
i think its all cums down to the dude brah question. should ladies embrace their inner dude when they are around guys or hold on to any notion of manners, respect, and all that crap, thereby refusing to indulge guys while they fart, talk about sexual conquests, and measure their dicks in happy disarray?
i know i am more inclined to answer a since that putz me in friend status with the guy and they are less likely to look at me as a sexual conquest and more as a threat to them when it cums to scoring chicks. heh heh. by "scoring" i mean meeting, of course.
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LET ME SMELL YOUR FINGERS!
ReplyDeletei think this post reeks of gender bias you need to neutralize your pronouns, your wordchoice leads one to think that dudez are the only ones conquistadoring in the bedroom, it is not a question of dude brah but of who brah i'd say. banging isn't always conquest, as that one band put it, fuckin's only fuckin' when you're only 16. and also i remembered indulging a particularly agonizing symposium concerning the L word with the contributors of this blog not that long ago, which is way worse than disarrayic wiener comparisons, duh.
ReplyDeletewhile it is commonly thought that "dude" specifically references those with male genitalia, it is certainly not the case. if you are familiar with this blog at all you would realize that we refer to each other as "dudes" and "brahs" quite often. while this post may appear to focus just on those with male genitalia, it could easily be opened up to all genders/non-genders. why just the other day I was measuring the inside of my vagina and asking certain people to confirm or deny my findings. the obvious importance of Bookcase's questions is to see how all genders/non-genders feel about all other genders/non-genders bragging about the fuckfests. I think you are looking too small when you have to categorize dudes as those with male genitalia and ladies as those with female genitalia. broaden yer vocab horizon dude.
ReplyDeletelet me lick your fingers lindsey. come over.
ReplyDeletemight i point out unicornhole666 that while said symposium was taking place i was either doing one or more of the following: 1. rolling my eyes 2. making your asses food 3. commenting on how much i loathed the show and all its lame characters (i.e. jenny, thank god shes dead, ok ok i do like alice)
ReplyDeleteback to the point, the question of whether genders/non-genders/dudes/brahs/fellas/ladies/
aliens/Prince/great white sharks want to discuss fuckfests still persists. while there is some kind of gender differencial it is irrelevant because no matter what gender/non gender/great white shark/alien you are there still are some things that remain taboo to discuss in a relationship or non-relationship.