shitz gettin deep

this morning Bookcase and I had a brilliant conversation about what we were placed on this earth to do. THE RE-SOCIALIZATION OF THE MALE SPECIES. pretty sure itz gonna change a lot of peoples lives. try saying boys like sex ten times fast. you'll end up sounding like yer from alabama or something. BURN. when i'm talking about the re-socialization of the male species i just want ya'll to realize that we have to start with the malez, cause we live in a patriachal society and shit, so once once we change the dudes then the dudettes are gonna be next. i'm not trying to be sexist or anything. i mean i am sexist, but i don't want people to know. i was almost going to blog about this one time and jolly ranchers, but then i kinda felt like the story was too intimate. HAHAHAHAHA. too intimate. butt of course by intimate i mean sweet. like i feel really uncomfortable sharing sweet moments in my life butt not dirty ones. i wonder what dr. burdike would say about that. too bad i skipped our last session. bitch. who the fuck wants to pay 110 buck-a-roos a week to talk to a therapist? fuck. im listing to the soundtrack to the good, the bad and the ugly right now. im totez obsessed with westerns, especially those of the spaghetti variety. they are fucking sexy dude. also sexy, all of lady gaga's videoz. in fact i think i figured out all my dream porns would be lady gaga videos taken a couple steps further in the sex department. plus akon is in the just dance video so it covers my big urban man needs. and she gits durty with a chick in the love game video so it covers my lesbo needs. American Eagle finally grew ballz and asked me out on a date. to six flags. wtf? do i look like i like huge lame amusment parx? cause i don't. denied. i feel really bad for my lil sister these days. the thing is, i have all this pent up sexual tension and aggression and masturbatin' is just not helping, so all i fucking want to do is brawl out on people. unfortantetly for the sis she is the closest and easiest thing for me to punch. apologizes. i need summer.