Nothing Could Be Finer...Than To Be In Our Vaginer

We are two totally awesome ladies who lived the life of celibacy for eight months. It sucked but we both learned alot. Bookcase lives in the mountains of the south and is classy and assertive, baking her muffins and walking her rottweiler. Pootalatte (me) lives in the coastal marshlands of the south and I am wild and emotional, going to college and walking my yorkie/chihuahua. We basically talk about our sex lives and being single/not single/maybe single?

4.12.2009

life goalz

it's important to have goals. they convey that you're working towards something, that you have the future in mind, that you arent just stuck in a boring ass town filled with 20 year-old boys and old people. there's a method behind the madness. or sum shit like that.

here are the goals of pootalatte and bookcase:
1. move to key west, buy a sea shanti, and work as bar tender/madame and cocktail waitress/stripper
2. get the fuck out of the south
3. reunite with salt shaker and live together
4. be on tyra and ellen, im not sure we are classy enough for oprah
5. become infamous
6. get a book deal
7. get a movie deal
8. sex clittens reunion
9. oh yeah find nice fella/lady
10. never ever stop being 14 year old boys