4.06.2009

loop holez

Pootalatte: how can I weigh 92 pounds and still have a gut?
Bookcase: u dont have a gut. and u need to poop. for real gurl. drink lotsa water and eat flax. u gotta purge.
Pootalatte: maybe pooping would help. its like a bloated gut.
Bookcase: exactly! i told you.
Pootalatte: okay. poooooooop.
Bookcase: im telling u.
Pootalatte: and maybe some sit upz.
Bookcase: no. u dont need to do that. do u need to queif? heh heh.
Pootalatte: hah. i dunno if that would release the bloatation. i think sex might help....
Bookcase: shut up. there is no loop hole for bloating.
Pootalatte: uh puhleaze? it works better than midol.
Bookcase: fuck you. no!
Pootalatte: dammit.
Bookcase: who did u pick up? American Eagle?
Pootalatte: oh just GimmeGimme. I could just say the word and he would be in the car on his way here. SEX!SEX!SEX!
Bookcase: no! no! no! if i cant do Platinum u cant have GimmeGimme.
Pootalatte: bah.

2 comments:

  1. There is a loop hole for Luda as well.

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  2. there is a loop hole for any urban man. especially rich, rapper ones.

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