today i am going to get coffee with...a GIRL. thank you jesus. okay so what if we met over the internet. she was moving to savannah and approached me (because I am obviously a fine specimen) to show her around (my vagina) hahahahahaha, jk. i mean not maybe i don't know. all i know is that we have already had good conversations on gender and queer theory and I am looking forward to doing so face to face. with someone who knows what they are talking about.
I can't fucking wait for the epicness that will be halloween. bookcase and i are re-uniting for what may be the gnarlyest four days hendo has ever seen. I plan on getting fucked by someone in costume who i will never see again in an ally way in true halloween tradition. skore. that was a really awful run on sentence btw. don't care.
so part une of halloween costume will be Bookcase and I as:
brilliant of course.
and then the rest of the time I plan on looking and dancing like this:
which might actually make me fit in with the tard residents of assville.
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We are two totally awesome ladies who lived the life of celibacy for eight months. It sucked but we both learned alot. Bookcase lives in the mountains of the south and is classy and assertive, baking her muffins and walking her rottweiler. Pootalatte (me) lives in the coastal marshlands of the south and I am wild and emotional, going to college and walking my yorkie/chihuahua. We basically talk about our sex lives and being single/not single/maybe single?
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