badda bing badda boom

today i am going to get coffee with...a GIRL. thank you jesus. okay so what if we met over the internet. she was moving to savannah and approached me (because I am obviously a fine specimen) to show her around (my vagina) hahahahahaha, jk. i mean not maybe i don't know. all i know is that we have already had good conversations on gender and queer theory and I am looking forward to doing so face to face. with someone who knows what they are talking about.

I can't fucking wait for the epicness that will be halloween. bookcase and i are re-uniting for what may be the gnarlyest four days hendo has ever seen. I plan on getting fucked by someone in costume who i will never see again in an ally way in true halloween tradition. skore. that was a really awful run on sentence btw. don't care.

so part une of halloween costume will be Bookcase and I as:


brilliant of course.

and then the rest of the time I plan on looking and dancing like this:


which might actually make me fit in with the tard residents of assville.