yup, i have my period... well i did. not so much anymore. anyway, feeling alone and icky i decided that poota should have hers too. low and behold, miles apart, we cycle together. mmmmwwwaaaahahahaha. i think it really came down to if i'm not having sexxx she shouldn't be either.
so that was all bloody fun and games until we both started getting all emotional and shit, hence the ensuing posts this week. i guess this is my first one, but whatever. i dont have internet at the honey house so deal with it. i couldnt tell you where all this is coming from, but let me try and describe it to you.
poota and i are on the the phone as i type:
poota: boys suck. through all of our celibacy did we really learn all that we were supposed to learn? or does it all come down to me being a cancer, hopelessly worrysum and anxious about relationship shit? Is he just manifesting this behavior in me or am i doing this to myself?
me: whoa whoa whoa. lets think, what did we learn? what did we learn thats going to help us now? and not the masturation techniques perfected over those 8 months.
poota: i learned that i shouldnt really trust people and you should trust people more.
me: wait. what? what do you mean? i trust!
poota: ive decided i need a posse. i miss my gay boys. i always feel better when im surrounded by them, they are like a warm blanket, just out of the dryer.
me: cum back to me, focus.
poota: you know you dont trust people and you should start. i trust everyone. need i remind you about bill cosby in the alley. who's that gurl. la la la la.
me: hahahahahaha. ah yes. you are right.
poota: i trusted that # would be man enough to tell me what he's feeling and not just have sex with me for two months and look where its got me.
me: but maybe this is your opportunity to be upfront with him about how you feel, or maybe its your chance to check out other people.
poota: hell yeah, for shizzle imma check dat shit out real soon.
me: shoot gurl, hit it all up, get in there and work it.
poota: yeah yeah yeah, but actually im gonna have the poota version of "the talk" with what's-his-face real soon, just so he knows my intentions.
poota again: you got quiet, what are you thinking?
me: i feel like we've cum a long way from where we were, i think. maybe.
poota: no i think so. i just think about the relationships i do have and then think about you and me (virgo + cancer = l.o.v.e.) and we have such a great relationship that i compare and wonder why my other relationships arent as amazing as us. i know its gonna be a little different cuz i'm having sexx with the other person and we dont do that cuz of da whole booby thing, but i think there are some common threads there. maybe i have to high expectations for them.
me: could be. i think what it comes down to is that i know where i stand with you and you know where you stand with you. lyke, say the word and i'm on my way down there and vise versa with you. it's all about time. you and i have been through sum shit and that's what makes the relationship what it is. that's what it is right there.
poota: but you and i know where we stand cuz we tell each other, constantly. and if i didnt bring shit up where i stand with # would never get discussed.
me: if you never brought it up do you think he would eventually do it?
poota: i think they want us to bring it up.
poota: i gotta go wash this hair dye off my hair before it burns clear through to my brain.
me: yikes, go handle that.
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We are two totally awesome ladies who lived the life of celibacy for eight months. It sucked but we both learned alot. Bookcase lives in the mountains of the south and is classy and assertive, baking her muffins and walking her rottweiler. Pootalatte (me) lives in the coastal marshlands of the south and I am wild and emotional, going to college and walking my yorkie/chihuahua. We basically talk about our sex lives and being single/not single/maybe single?
we sound so smart. lyke furreals.
ReplyDeletemy mom says it cuz they are boyzzz and we are gurlzzzz. like gots different brains. you think?
ReplyDeleteuuuuuhmm. the feminist in me wants to be lyke that's bullshit we be equal, then the other feminist in me wants to say oooh yeah, we are way smarter and our brains are much bigger so it makes sense yah know.
ReplyDeleteright. exactly. thats what i told her, but she was like "uhhh our brains, the way we think, the way we feel, is different." im not sure what to believe here.
ReplyDeleteshe also followed up that statement with:
ReplyDelete"go put a bra on, your boobies are everywhere."
this is often a question that I battle with. it has been proven that there are differences between women and men, but it is obviously the hormones that are different not the brains. and the hormones affect the brain, but if we can learn to manage our hormones then we can eliminate the "male" "female" brain differences.
ReplyDeleteahahahaha. burn the bras. bwahahahaha.
ReplyDeletethis is by far the most comments we've ever had on a post. i wish they were from people besides us...
ReplyDeletealso. hormones. exactly. but even if we all had the same amount of hormones we still would be different. hormones affect people differently, think ethnicity.
and actually our brains are different... see here: a lady brain has a larger corpus callosum, the bundle of nerves that connect the right and left hemisphere of the brain. this corpus callosum thingy is what the brain uses to talk between the hemispheres. in men its 25% smaller. so connecting thoughts and feelings to speech for ladies comes much easier than for dudes.
...which may explain #297101s problem
i will explain #34928981's problem. he is a child. and i am a woman. I AM WOMAN! HEAR ME ROAR! snort. anyways i think i am going to put myself out there and try to find me some other beef jerky to maybe chew on.
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