According to the Ancient Greeks platonic love was the absolute purest emotion.
Bookcase is my soul mate. She is the only person I would want to have/raise my children with.
Sooo in other news, sex is cool I guess. Right after throwing celibicacy in the rubbish bin I met jesus and he wouldn't have sex with me for three weeks. But the heavens looked down on me and felt pity and jesus finally succumbed to my pathetic attempts at seduction and now he will have sex with me. Cool, huh?
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as long as its not to slipknot
ReplyDeletealso. you realize that since we are now 24 (well almost) it's 4 more years till we move to dc take over the world have babies and get married. preferably in that order. or not. whatev. 4 years.
ReplyDeletejesus likes slipknot? and has a pentagram on his truck and a bumper sticker that states "abortion is mean"
ReplyDeleteplatonic love? does that mean we cant have sexxxxx?
ReplyDeleteoh right my boobs are too big. i forgot.
omgawd you are a maniac, how did you do that. IT WAS SO QUICK. first, SLIPKNOT IS TOTALLY COOL. hahahaha. not. uhm and platonic love means we can or cannot not have sex, I mean but your boobs are way too big for me soooo...
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