he's gotta big ego

so funny story. somehow jesus found my blog, not i like keep the shit hidden or anything, but yeah it was found and he was reading it and like totez spazzing out because, like, he was under the divine idea that when i called him jesus i meant it as if he was uhhhmm, god like, or some er supernatural creature.

first. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. second. no.

regular blog readers (all six of us) know that we give everyone nicknames to protect their precious identities and we like to base those nicknames off of some stupid or random or major aspect of their lives. well anywaaaays, jesus is a christian, and if you know me you think that is reallllllly funny, and if you don't know me then it isss reaaaalllly funny. for me the natural nickname for now unnicknamed person would be jesus, because it seems to be the most offensive, and i generally like to piss people off. i mean we aren't suppose to use the great lord's name in vain right? and ain't jesus the same thing as god, and the holy spirit. the fucking holy trinity right? yeah so that is where jesus came from. because i don't believe in him and shit so you know whatever. not gonna get all fucking religious up in hurr dudes, just wanted to relate to ya'll how dat situation went. HE THOUGHT I THOUGHT HE WAS LIKE JESUS OR SOMETHING. IN A SEXUAL WAY? i dunno, whatevs.

in other news, there was this crazy motherfucking downpour of rain the other day as i was walking from the health clinic (im finally gettin a real HIV test yay!) to class which is like a mile away and of course i didn't have a motherfucking umbrella so i got drenched. like drenched. then via text:

pootalatte: i am really horny right now. it is either because of the way my wet tank top is clinging to my bare breasts and stimulating my nipples or because of this awful rendition of oedipus rex we are watching in class. is this text too erotic? my bad.
bookcase: no more than usual.

and then i went and masturbated in the the unisex/disable people/professor/only private bathroom on campus. i figured i am unisex, and i am mentally disabled, and maybe one day i will be a professor and freaking out all the freshman girls in the public bathroom was a bad idea, so i was allowed to use it yo.

i miss bookcase so much. and last night i came to the realization that out of all the tv relationships out there jd and turk from scrubs def best represents us.

vv


OH AND NOW UNNICKNAMED PERSON NEEDS A NEW NICKNAME. if ya'll choose to participate then maybe i will let you folks pick the nickname. if not, bookcase and i will choose some tard'd demeaning nickname. shout out some suggestion brahs.