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so i got three job offers today. cause im the bomb-diggity. i decided to do the all natural body spa shoppe shit. whoooo. it pays ten bux an hour so i guess thats cool. bookcase is comin' like today or tomorrow morning. im fucking stoked. we are finally getting our bff tatz and making out. cause we did make out last time which is stupid. i endend up making out with crusty and i don't know why. fuckin whiskatea. its a good thing i got this job, it means i don't have to sell pills to my little sisters friends. imma bad person. im probably going to have sex soon. im gonna blame it on the fake nails. i can't fucking masturbate with these fake nails! and my vibrator suxxx! so unless you want me to implode and splew pootalatte vagina joose all over the place, there is just gonna have to be a loop hole. LOOP HOLE. i cant wait til bookcase gets here. and for her to whap me with her boobie, or atleast attempt to, i personally dont think her titties are big enough to give me a good whapping. i guess we shall see.