5.25.2009

issues

I am having issues. masturbatory issues. when I do do it, i get some sort of weird vaginal infection. now don't be grossed out, girls get vaginal infections ALL THE TIME and they just don't tell anybody, but I'm puttin it out there to the world. now I think these infections are coming from the brand of lube I am using - walmart - so it's like maybe the 'name brand' shit really is better. but I stole a HUGE BONUS sized bottle of the shit, and I hate to waste it, so maybe next time I got to birmingham I will pass it along to the boys and get myself some fancy ky shit. so anyways, the fact that masturbating makes my vagina feel icky and sad afterwords is no good. so I just stopped. I stopped for like two weeks. SERIOUSLY. this break in my masturbating routine led to a very frustrated and angry pootalatte. shit got really intense. I told my mom she was crazy and that she needed to see a doctor, I punched a judge in the face, I started cutting, AND I stopped eating. jokes. but I was really, really angry and depressed and two nights ago I caved and jerked the chain and I think I am starting to feel a little bit better. but what do I do? live with vaginal burning all the time when I do masturbate, or become a hateful person when I don't masturbate. issues I say.
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6 comments:

  1. AnonymousMay 25, 2009 at 9:27 AM

    Just buy better lube?

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  2. PootalatteMay 25, 2009 at 10:27 PM

    duhz. but thanks for the idea.

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  3. AnonymousMay 27, 2009 at 5:14 PM

    try not using the lube. using my own spit works.. if that grosses you out, try doing it in a bath tub or shower... things get moist and hot. You really should be producing some level of moisture once you are enjoying yourself.

    I have the same problem with lube. It is all the chemicals in the shit!!

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  4. PootalatteMay 27, 2009 at 6:35 PM

    I do masturbate in the shower often, but you know I use the detachable shower head, and I think that all the pressure or force of the water freaks my vag out, because I still have the ickyness afterwords. I have used my spit, but honestly I don't produce a lot of saliva or vagina juice because of the medications I am on. I used to never have a problem with dryness, but unfortunately all the drugs suck it out of me. They do make, like, an all natural lube, but that shit costs almost 30 bux for 2 ounces or something. But as an update, since posting this post I have masturbated atleast twice a day and I am currently NOT having any vagina issues.

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  5. AnonymousJune 1, 2009 at 7:27 AM

    what do you do? go to the obgyn and get that infection taken care of. the over the various over the counter products that are available I recently learned from my obgyn can actually make if worse or even just disguise it and it will come back later. and then of course get rid of that walmart shit. lol

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  6. PootalatteJune 1, 2009 at 5:56 PM

    I waaaaannnntttt insurance!

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