I would just like to clarify...

Bookcase's boobs are not that much bigger than mine, in fact, she left her black bra here and I WORE IT LOT'S OF TIMES BECAUSE I KEPT LOSING MY BLACK BRA. So let us think about this people, if I could fit into her bra then our boobs must be around the same size. I will say that here titties are a bit (ONLY A BIT) larger than mine, but not significantly so. So she can stop hating on me for not wanting to have sex with her since I told her like three months ago that we could have sex now that I know she has itty bitty titties. If she has big boobs then I must have moderately large breasts as well. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

back you up

so i got three job offers today. cause im the bomb-diggity. i decided to do the all natural body spa shoppe shit. whoooo. it pays ten bux an hour so i guess thats cool. bookcase is comin' like today or tomorrow morning. im fucking stoked. we are finally getting our bff tatz and making out. cause we did make out last time which is stupid. i endend up making out with crusty and i don't know why. fuckin whiskatea. its a good thing i got this job, it means i don't have to sell pills to my little sisters friends. imma bad person. im probably going to have sex soon. im gonna blame it on the fake nails. i can't fucking masturbate with these fake nails! and my vibrator suxxx! so unless you want me to implode and splew pootalatte vagina joose all over the place, there is just gonna have to be a loop hole. LOOP HOLE. i cant wait til bookcase gets here. and for her to whap me with her boobie, or atleast attempt to, i personally dont think her titties are big enough to give me a good whapping. i guess we shall see.

JOINT BLOCK PART DEUX

okay. bookcase and i are doing this joint blog thing. so after we finish arguing about me going poop we will get on to the blog. okay. argument finished. awkward silence. uuuhm now we discussing what the topic should be. bookcase is pondering. bookcase is feeling overwhelmed about boys talking about her boobies. creepy boy made a degrading comment about Bookcase's (there is a turkey in her backyard AT THIS MOMENT) boobies and it really upset it her, which is a valid thing. She thinks from the whole,wait, she doesn't know how to describe it, its like only her boyfriend can talk about her boobies. and me I can talk about her tits. like who the fuck is creepy boy to think that he can just go around talk about her boobs like they are a piece of meat. grade a sirloin A, btw. aaaaah sperm in the eye!!! little sperm swimming in your eyeballs looking for the egg, I wonder if they think the pupil is the egg. Bookcase doesn't think she will ever let a boy spluge on her ever again since dwarf spluged on without asking, now she thinks the whole spluging on the female body is awful. I disagree, and I think that she will get over this and enjoy spluge once again. I am playing an Alabama football quiz and losing. Bookcase is talking about ANTM. this post sux. uuhhhmmm. oh yeah! Bookcase is coming to visit hopefully MAY 7th! we are goin dancin' itz gonna be phun. 2.83 is moving back to greenville apparently. fuck the job market. now i am confirming that she can INDEED make out with boys of the gay variety. they are the best. ATLEAST YOU HAVE REAL FRIENDS BOOKCASE EVEN IF THEY ARE LAME (bookcase is clarifying that they are not lame, they are amazing). we are talking in crazy accents. now we are talking about how all my medications are the reason i never poop. boys boys boys.