The truth of the matter is we like sex. I mean I know I like sex, and I am pretty confident Bookcase likes sex too. But its all the fucking bull shit that goes with it that is no good. So, Bookcase and I were like wtf? let's just be celibate, I mean we don't know if we want to date these people so what makes them think they deserve to get in our pants? I mean, I fuck you, then what? You live a world away? You don't believe in "monogamy"? You don't have a car? Most likely you are a fucking idiot and we just thought you looked like a good lay. Sweet tea and whiskey will do that to a girl. Unfortunately that is not as empowering as it was three years ago when I was younger and I know that I definitely want more than that, but I also really want the sex. But why is the sex so necessary? So via text (Bookcase and I live hours away from each other [bummer]) we came up with ten reasons why we shouldn't give a fuck about fucking!
1. We don't end up wasting our time on those who are unworthy.
2. The comfort of knowing that the person that we end up with is actually interested in US and not our MUFFINS!
3. The gnarlyness of being able to connect with our authentic selves on a spiritual level.
4. The peace of mind that the person laying next to us in bed is actually someone we can tolerate for more than 5 minutes, let alone want to wake up next to.
5. Losing the losers who just want to fuck us.
6. Being able to focus on other relationships in our life that are probably going to be more rewarding than some fling.
7. Having sex sober and not innebrated on whiskatea! Which means better orgasms!
8. Being totez comfy with our fucking cool souls and not feeling the need for validation through sex.
9. Never worrying about being exploited!
10. Have gobs of fun being the teases that we are. Furreal.
So on an end note. We aren't christian, we don't like god, and we don't fucking care about society's norms and rules. But that doesn't mean that we don't have feelings or that we aren't sometimes really confused (especially me, imma fucking cancer so I am always confused), so we are taking matters into our own hands and it is about time.
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We are two totally awesome ladies who lived the life of celibacy for eight months. It sucked but we both learned alot. Bookcase lives in the mountains of the south and is classy and assertive, baking her muffins and walking her rottweiler. Pootalatte (me) lives in the coastal marshlands of the south and I am wild and emotional, going to college and walking my yorkie/chihuahua. We basically talk about our sex lives and being single/not single/maybe single?
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