hah!

Funny thing is that since the "fone sex" post I have received multiple creepy messages from multiple creepy dudes with their phone numbers and some creepy little line like "text me" or something. Hah! I feel like I am giving off the wrong impression here. I AM NOT GOING TO HAVE FONE SEX OR REAL SEX WITH YOU! Unless you are totez hawt and know that it's possible to reach a woman's g-spot with yer tongue. And we are married. Hahahahahahahahahaha. No, furreal tho.