issues

I am having issues. masturbatory issues. when I do do it, i get some sort of weird vaginal infection. now don't be grossed out, girls get vaginal infections ALL THE TIME and they just don't tell anybody, but I'm puttin it out there to the world. now I think these infections are coming from the brand of lube I am using - walmart - so it's like maybe the 'name brand' shit really is better. but I stole a HUGE BONUS sized bottle of the shit, and I hate to waste it, so maybe next time I got to birmingham I will pass it along to the boys and get myself some fancy ky shit. so anyways, the fact that masturbating makes my vagina feel icky and sad afterwords is no good. so I just stopped. I stopped for like two weeks. SERIOUSLY. this break in my masturbating routine led to a very frustrated and angry pootalatte. shit got really intense. I told my mom she was crazy and that she needed to see a doctor, I punched a judge in the face, I started cutting, AND I stopped eating. jokes. but I was really, really angry and depressed and two nights ago I caved and jerked the chain and I think I am starting to feel a little bit better. but what do I do? live with vaginal burning all the time when I do masturbate, or become a hateful person when I don't masturbate. issues I say.