Bookcase recently informed me that while she was visiting my lovely home she decided to try out my vibrating razor thing as a masturbatory tool. BAHAHAHAHAHAHA. On that note, we are now embarking on what could be a dangerous journey of attempting to use every electronic, battery operated, or solar operated item we can possibly find as sex toys. We are currently stuck at: toothbrush, cellphone, before mentioned razor thangy and uhmmm, well really that is it. WHICH IS LYKE NO PHUN D00DS.
Suggestions?
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i took all the necessary precautions to make it safe..
ReplyDeleteand i havent had a vibrator since poota stole me a sparkly pink one from the only adult novelty store in our college town when she and i lived together for a short blissful period.
The toothbrush can hurt, can't it? Sometimes I put a sock over it.
ReplyDeletei think if everything is well lubricated the toothbrush is okay, like the bristles kind of feel nice. i just think most vibrators are soo boring.
ReplyDeletea sock? i would that would dull the sensation.
ReplyDeletevibrators are pretty boring. i did want to get someone a corn cob shaped one which i would greatly amusing.
wind-up toys
ReplyDeletemanual transmission shift knob
ratchets
i think the corn cob shaped vibrator would be pretty okay, i mean atleast it has some texture. and manual transmission shift knob? LOVE IT.
ReplyDeleteHorseback riding. Done.
ReplyDeleterumble pack controller for xbox or whatever.
ReplyDeleteactually that could be a double sided dildo for two small people... if you think about it.