12.03.2009
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I feel like I have a big ole fat fart waiting to pop outta my butthole, but it stux up in thurr. Wanna know what it is? THIS UPCOMING WEEEK! So exams are done on wednesday when e Bookcase and Pimpadocious arrive in Safannie, and I don't have to work friday so we can really vag vomit all over the town AND THEN they leave (waaaah) and I go to work on saturday and THEN GO HOME TO GAYSON TO CUDDLE WITH MY LITTLE SISTER AND WATCH THE DOGS PLAY. omfgawd, can I hear a best week ever? boogaboogabooga I'm stoked. Can you believe that it has been 6 months since Bookcase and I have made sweet, sweet love? WELL IT HAS BEEN. God I am fuckin stoked. STOKED. STOKED. STOKED. I am also excited to meet Pimpa, I think that as long as s/he accepts and respects the fact that I am Bookcase's one true love then s/he and I will get along famously. I love you and you and you and you. And I want to have lesbian sex. Thank you and GOODBYE.
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ReplyDeleteha.
your use of capitalization is impeccable.
Im excited to be in the company of two extreme femme dictators for a couple days in GA. I cannot believe that you two haven't seen each other for that long because you both seem to depend on each other soo much. How codependent are you?
ReplyDeleteit is rare that i ever see bookcase for any period of time without her texting poota.
The menstruation thing is totally true; its impossible for one of you to bleed without the other.
You greet each other in the morning every morning.
Bookcase gets sad when Poota is feeling lonely.
A new plan to visit each other evolves every week, and this time its going to work because it is the only chance left in 2009!
jealous much?
ReplyDeleteTotally jealous, if it were possible for dudes to bond like that there would be peace on earth, but i am damn near certain that bromance does not exist.
ReplyDeletemmmm. you're probably right, even in queer circles the male bonding is fairly limited, often corrupt with jealousy and competition. though I suppose one could say the same about most female friendships.
ReplyDeleteAre you saying we are corrupt? Are you saying you are secretly competing with me and I have no idea? Are you saying you hate me?
ReplyDeleteI think doodes can have a bromance. Look at that tv reality show
, for instance.
ok that tv show got cancelled for reason. cause it's st00pid. and i said MOST FEMALE RELATIONSHIPS. obvi, we don't fit into most.
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