last nite i had a dream that a woman was downtown munchin on my muffin, but this wasn't just any ordinary munch, this lady could tell me everything about my soul the more she munched. it was awesome and so romantic! like best sex dream ever. not only am i getting my pussy ate, but i am getting told how totally rad i am by this girl who doesn't know me but can sense my radness from my vag juice! AWESOME! that would make drunken random sex totally worth it, because if you tell how someones soul was by just sharing a sexual experience with them, or how they tasted then you wouldn't have to do the whole post drunk sex dance: "do i call them, are they gonna call me, is it worth it, blah blah blah". you can just be like, eh, their soul tasted kinda shady, not gonna respond to their text tonight. but i mean i wouldn't really want to try this out on boys, because I am not a huge fan of jizz in my mouth. sometimes, but uh, not really. lady juice however, totally cool. man i wish dreams were like real life.
speaking of dreams, i'm fukin obsessed with this song these days, and i am totez stoked to have kanye spittin the ryhmes again.
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We are two totally awesome ladies who lived the life of celibacy for eight months. It sucked but we both learned alot. Bookcase lives in the mountains of the south and is classy and assertive, baking her muffins and walking her rottweiler. Pootalatte (me) lives in the coastal marshlands of the south and I am wild and emotional, going to college and walking my yorkie/chihuahua. We basically talk about our sex lives and being single/not single/maybe single?
ok first: chuck palahniuk wrote a book about this very topic called Rant, cept the character could tell from the vag juice what you had for dinner and if you lost your job that day. AND he could also divine your future from the juice. talk about a gift.
ReplyDeletesecond: im not sure if anyone reads thing anymore but can i just say that we are amazing but we need to step up the blogging. maybe we should quit our jobs and focus on this full time. who wants to pay my billz?
IM DOING THE BEST I CAN!
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