6.01.2009

smooth sailing

so my mom got me and my sister one of those new schick razors that had the creepy commercials, you know the one with the bikini trimmer on the other end. well i decided to get fancy and SHAVE IT ALL OFF. this is the first time i have been pubic hair free since, well puberty. not gonna lie, it's kind of a turn on, like it feels different down there, i dunno, maybe i'm just tard-o. butt like seriously, that shit is much cooler, like my vagina is temperaturely cooler, not as sweaty. not as moist, i mean it's still moist, butt not like cootch sweat moist. whatevs, i think it's kinda neat, i might do it again, i dunno, who knows.

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