IM PREGNANT

I think it is really funny how both Bookcase and I eagerly await the arrival of our menstrual cycle, fretting if it's late, rejoicing when it arrives. Why do we do this? We aren't having sex, there are no naked penises near our naked vaginas, there is absolutely NO WAY either one of us could be getting preggers right now. (Except for my whole Tupac making me the chosen one and shit.) Is it so ingrained in our female psyche to actually think that EVERY MONTH THERE IS A POSSIBILITY OF US GETTING PREGNENT? Basically yeah. It is so ridiculous. My period is two days late and I am stealing pregnacy tests from publix, even if I haven't had sex in three months. Obviously, being women that, in the past, have been quite sexually active we have become so socialized to think that a baby could be growing inside of us at any moment. I was this way even when I was a lesbian, I mean I actually did get pregnant while I was a lesbian, but that is a whole other story furreals.