typical

me: uhm
why are we emailing?
Bookcase: um i couldnt figure out how to work this
me: dork
Bookcase: ... whatever
i kept clicking on it.
me: well thank god you figured it out
Bookcase: oh well
im wacking you with my breast asap
me: OMG I CANT WAIT TO SEE YOUUUUUUUUU
Bookcase: I KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
omfg. im soooo excited.
me: meeee tooooo
Bookcase: like creaming my pants excited
me: im not gonna be able to sleep ALL WEEK
Bookcase: hahahahaha
me tooooo
im gonna be planning outfits
me: oh i already am
i cant wait to have girl primp time!
Bookcase: and all the trouble we will get in to
hehehehe
heheheh
i sooooo need this
me: me tooooo!
shit
like furreal
Bookcase: like we are gonna sit down and figure shit out
me: truth
we need that
Bookcase: totez
me: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
i don't want to move to portland
Bookcase: ok. i can do without it as well
me: i mean maybe one day
not now though
it would take way longer for me to graduate
Bookcase: yeah. thats no good. we want speedy graduation
me: truth
i gotta get this shit DONE
Bookcase: yup. we have a shanty in key west waiting
me: truth
blalaaaaalahaahaa. i wish it was wedssss
Bookcase: its driving me nutzzzz
im going to speeeeed
can i do laundry there? im outta undies
still...
me: hahahaha
of course
me case es yer casa
Bookcase: hahahahahhaha
yesssss
i gots ta peeeee
brbbbbb
me: kkk
Bookcase: back
me: yay
i think that i have a vag infection cuz i ran out of lube and was using vasoline to lubricate
Bookcase: omg omg om gom gomg omg
omg omg
omg
omg
me: ?????
Bookcase: me too
like seriously
freaky
me: ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah
Bookcase: heheheheheheheheheheh
me: what is wrong with us?
Bookcase: this shit is unreal
we couldnt make this up
if we tried
me: i know!
fucking retarded
Bookcase: yup
tard-o
me: totez tard-o
i knew i shoulda not used the vasoline
Bookcase: um yeah
me: BUT SOMETIMES VAGINA IS JUST DRY
Britney: ew
i hear you
me: like it needs a lil help
Bookcase: we old
thats why
me: i stole some walmart brand lube today tho. bonus size
Bookcase: oooohhh
nice
me: i could ration some off into a container for you
Bookcase: hahahahahahaha
im gonna get some from work
we have organic shit
me: oooh fancy organic lube
i don't like that shit
Bookcase: no?
me: nah i play it old skewl
tho the organic condoms! way nice
Bookcase: yeah?
me: thur like 10 bux fer three
Bookcase: i gotta get sum
whoa
me: yuh they posh
Bookcase: bcbg sells em i bet
me: but smooooooth
hahahahahahahahah
Bookcase: yummy
me: now i just wanna have sex
i hate you
Bookcase: 24/7 in this breain
brain
me: its tard-o
Bookcase: totez
me: i don't ever remember thinking about sexxx this much be4
butttt maybe i did
Bookcase: we did
we just had more to talk about cuz we were having it
me: tru
postparty mornings
Bookcase: now we are just talking about not having it
me: baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
Bookcase: i loooove them
me: we just need to intellectualize ourselves
Bookcase: i cant wait tilllll fri
me: I KNOWWWW
Bookcase: intellectualize?
me: yeah its a real word
Britney: no no. what u mean?
me: lyke um talk about more intellectual shit than sexxx
like um economics
Bookcase: right!
like broaden our fucking horizons
wait...
me: yes!
Bookcase: shit. i did it again
me: what?
Bookcase: fucking horizons? like have more sex
heh heh
me: hahahahahahhahahaha
Bookcase: like with urban men
or asians
me: yes
um
asians?
Bookcase: mmmmhmmm
me: thatz weird
Bookcase: asian ppl are weird?
me: my bffffff iz asian
he don't have sex
so itz weird. i dont think any of em do
Bookcase: trendyboy did
me: trendyboy wuz like philipinno or sum shit
Bookcase: youre right!
me: ISLANDERS
Bookcase: ok. the stereotype prevails
me: mhhmmmmm
cuz its tru
Bookcase: ok. im leaving. imma call you at 9 so its freeeee
me: kkkkkkkkk
Bookcase: peace gooo
me: byee!


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