5.16.2009

nitemare

I cant believe I blogged about Perez Hilton. fukin stoopid. still tho, don't hate on my boo'z. I can't believe its been almost two months since I have had sex. fukin stoopid. it is making me angry, snarky, bitchy, catty, ornery, horny, and just over all totally fuckin pissed off. lame. I really just want to go dancing and not get so drunk that I pass out in the backseat of my car after 15 minutes of droppin it like its hot. I want to make out. and for fucks sake I don't want to have to masturbate. it's like my body was like hornyhornyhornyhorny and now its like hornyhornyhornyhorny-but wait-I'm tired of jerking off-nothornynothornynothornynothorny. shit suxxx dude. I work ALL THE TIME so I have absolutely no time with the pup and it is making me depressed. kjbahraoisdeilksjdlksaflksjdaiuaiudlikfsaliedasuifsazlikda. fuk.

1 comment:

  1. i would like this as well. also to not spend the entire night 1. trying to find you and then finally realizing that you made your way, stumbling, to the car and passed out in the backseat with the door wide open, and 2. spending the rest of the evening navigating my way through the streets of atl with you popping your head up now and then to tell me that you may vomit and cant sit up straight to give me direction BUT you sure as hell can text from a reclined position...

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