Bookcase, just today, used her huge college educated brain and figured out that I have had anal sex. I find this ridiculous, because I am positive I have told her, besides the fact that I also tend to spread it around while drunk off the finest pussy juice in dixie. I just have a hard time believing that we haven't had in depth conversations on my fun times with butt sex. Maybe now she will use her huge college educated brain and figure out the ANAL IS AWESOME. hahaha. I wonder if this is a future loop hole. Like those krazy kristians who think anal sex will protect their virginity. Well, like maybe now we (I) can have anal sex and protect our (my) celibacy. I just like saying anal sex. anal. sex. anal anal anal. sex sex sex.
xoxoxoxoxo. poota.
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i swear to lady gaga, marc jacobs, and all things holy that you did not tell me you did the butt sex thing. and if you even think that you can have butt sex and it be an allowablen loophole you are supremely mistaken.
ReplyDeleteyou know... the more i think about this the more i remember a certain convo where you, poota, likend butt sex to sticking a cucumber up your asshole, while i love cucumbers i do not want them in my butt, and you agreed with this comment.
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