dolla dolla billz ya'll

alright people. we know you read this blog, we dont have that counter over there for nothing. yes yes ok... poota and i make up the majority of the hits recoreded im sure, but still.

we need money to get poota, sofie, soft taco, and the volvo up to my location and since poota dont have no job at the moment, she should hear back from one today, we are looking to you for help. HEY GAS STATION ATTENDANTS! I KNOW YOU READ THIS. GIVE POOTA FREE GAS AND SHE WILL MASTURBATE IN THE PUBLIC BATHROOM (no you cant watch, isnt your imagination enuf?). I havent checked these things over with her, but im sure its fine.

if you pledge to send us money or gift cards and actually do it we will do the following:
1. we will record our entire visit together and let you see it. not any bathroom stuff tho, thats gross.
2. we will mail you lacy undies that poota has worn. sniff, lick, do whatever you want.
3. a grab bag gift with the "stalker" theme complete with pootas' cigarette buttz, discarded whiskey bottles, moon pie wrapers, and used mouthwash will be sent to you for your enjoyment. no shrine to us would be complete without it.
4. other surprises we wont tell you as incentive to fork over sum money will follow as well

seriously. poota wont take money from me so its up to you to get her here and reap the impending entertainment from the visit that ensues.