Oh and last night when Bookcase texted me and asked me what I was doing I said "falling asleep" which is code word for "masturbating" but she doesn't know that yet. SO HEY BOOKCASE GUESS WHAT?! FALLING ASLEEP IS NOW CODE WORD FOR MASTURBATING. KAY GMILY!
2.05.2010
So,
I have been masturbating myself to sleep lately, which is more productive than crying myself to sleep, HOLLA. Thing is that I generally can have ATLEAST 3 and upwards to 7 orgasms in TEN MINUTES. That is right folks, 7 orgasms in ten minutes. I don't know if it is normal, it certainly doesn't happen when I have intercourse (not like I remember what that is like anyways), but I do know that it is exhausting and proves to be as effective as nyquil as non-prescription sedative.
Oh and last night when Bookcase texted me and asked me what I was doing I said "falling asleep" which is code word for "masturbating" but she doesn't know that yet. SO HEY BOOKCASE GUESS WHAT?! FALLING ASLEEP IS NOW CODE WORD FOR MASTURBATING. KAY GMILY!
Oh and last night when Bookcase texted me and asked me what I was doing I said "falling asleep" which is code word for "masturbating" but she doesn't know that yet. SO HEY BOOKCASE GUESS WHAT?! FALLING ASLEEP IS NOW CODE WORD FOR MASTURBATING. KAY GMILY!
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1st: HOLLA
ReplyDelete2nd: thanks for the update.
3rd: as for the your masturbatory activities: what the fuck? 7, SEVEN, fucking orgasims in one night. whats the point of having sex? i guess so you can carve another notch in your wicker headboard? but really? when i pluck the banjo its never that intense. although i dont have my vibrator anymore. you know the pink sparkley one you gave me for my birthday before our breakup? so i cant say if it would be that intense or not... it did have that speed adjusting feature.
but i digress. stop twiddling yerself so much. maybe go for a long walk or holla at the stippers that work it in front of your house.
i don't use my vibrator, just my beautiful fingers. i have the fingers of an angel apparently. HEAR THAT LADIES?! FINGERS OF AN ANGEL: YOU WANT THEM INSIDE YOU.
ReplyDeletethe point is that i was still using the one that YOU got me. but fine. whatever. ill move on to another gift vibrator since you dont appreciate the sentimental value of adult novelty items as presents. and yes I GOT MANY OTHER ONES AS GIFTS. MANY as in numerous or plentiful.
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whoa whoa whoa, i am glad you were still using the vibrator i got you cause i stole from that shady sex shop in rock hill, the one on cherry road I was just pointing out to all of our readers (cause I know we have sooo many) that I HAVE MAGICAL FINGERS, girl I'm just tryin to get laid her, kay?
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