7.31.2010

dear ladies, gentlemen, great white sharks, etc,
it seems that poota and i have stopped talking. no more are the gmilys when we wake up and gnily when we go to sleep. im not sure why it has happened, just that it has. I tried to talk to her on her birthday, but no anwser and no call backs either. im guessing that she needs space. or shes mad at me. or none of those reasons and something completely different. what i do know is that we arent talking anymore therefore we arent posting. so i have to apologize. i do hope you enjoyed the time you spent with us. i'll still keep the blog going and feel free to check back to see if anything has changed but as of right now it seems we've hit a rough patch. so no more posts until things are resolved. thanks for sticking it out this long.

tata for now. hopefully.

7.15.2010

Happpppppy Birtttthhhhhhday Poota

That's right. It's pootas bday! Not sure what her plans are or if she's having amazing bday sex or what but i hope to gawd she is and will call me moments after to tell me all about it.

What do you wish for poota?
all 3 of you who read this... that is.




I like this picture.

6.27.2010

sorry dudes, dudettes, great white sharks, etc

we suck.
it's pretty pathetic we can't get it together to post at least once in a while.
or maybe it's not.
maybe we are finally not chained to our computers and are actually doing stuff.
that's pretty cool, right?
let's go with that.

5.20.2010

savannah is way too fuckin small ya'll homos.

5.12.2010

missed connection







i am in love with a girl. this was our sole interaction.

me: uhmm..falafel with sweet tea please
her: african sweet tea?
me: sure
her: giggle

i gave her the "let's be gay together" look and i swear she smiled. i'm searching different ways to woo her which basically means i whine to my friends about how awkward i am and how i just want to hold her hand and how i don't know how to ask people out because they always ask me out. whaaa whaaaa whaaaaaaa.

dudes, she is asian! didn't know asians could be lesbians? well the can be. here are some of my faves. ok, scratch that, i couldn't figure out how to put the pix below my text so up above are some of my fave asian persuasion lesbians. or atleast asian actresses that play lesbians. yumyumyumkimcheepussy

4.30.2010

OHKAY ALREADY

i been rule busy lates. my bad homoz. a proper post is on it's way. until then I will leave you to ponder on the following questions:

. if you had to choose would you rather be fucked by a pair of bowling balls or a cactus?

. does it make me a pervert if my panties were wetwetwet after i saw the recent fotos of justin bieber in his bathing suit?

. how relevant is the butch/femme spectrum in the dyke culture these days?

and finally,

. when does T.I.'s new album come out.

4.29.2010